I know you probably don’t start mixing food and God but well……I’m the one writing it and I love my GOD and the blessing he gave us called BACON! Yes the grease infused, high calorie, fatty goodness that only God himself could have invented. Even you people who feel we humans don’t belong on this earth, and should jump off of it to support your cause, could say that bacon is Gods way to population control. Course if you belive that you probably don’t believe in God in the first place. MORONS
The Blaze did a story on Jack in the Box having a BACON MILKSHAKE! Limited quantity of course. Well I personally love MALTS and since even Sonic rarely carries MALT or know what it is I sometimes fall for the inevitable milkshake swap. BUT NOW…..I find myself asking if this is some kind of evil plot to control the country by combining two of my food loves into what has to be a Devine experience. Luck would have it though that there are NO JACK IN THE BOX restaurants in this damn town. Good thing I travel a little! I WILL HAVE ONE!
Ok, sometimes, I get a little carried away but I personally have NEVER met a person that does not like the taste of BACON! Have you? If so…….you should alienate the ASAP because they are of the devil. 😉
You can think of pork as an unclean animal for religious reasons if you want but if God didn’t want us to eat em…..they wouldn’t be fat and slow! Well slow enough. Kinda stupid to say you won’t eat pork but say chicken is ok. Two of the dirtiest, eat anything animals in the barnyard. That’s all I have to say about that!
NOW I’m going to tell you some of the ways I love the God-given tastyness called BACON.
BACON wrapped French cut green beans.
FAVORITE……….NO ONIONS PLEASE!
BACON wrapped Jalapeno stuffed with cream cheese. YUMMMMMMM!
BACON and cheese omelet
BACON wrapped hamburger
BACON in my GRITS………if you don’t know what a “GRIT” is……LOOK IT UP or come down here and we’ll give you some with cheese and BACON in them.
We even have something down here called Cracklins. It’s double fried, bite sized pork belly that you will fight over in the car and should only be eaten in a private place all by yourself and by the pound. ANY MORE than 1/2 a pound would send most people straight to the ER for a heart restart. WORTH IT!
I have more pork recipes but this post is about BACON……Gods gift to his people.
I have not had a BACON wrapped fried turkey yet but it’s on my list of to do’s.
You know the meaning of true love? My MawMaw crushing up PawPaws bacon every morning so he could eat it with no teeth! SEE IT CAN’T BE BAD!